Momma Bree, which curse would you recommend for a rapist?

breelandwalker:

The Carrot Curse, particularly if the rapist in question has a penis.

“Carrot Curse”

Intent: To punish a penis-possessing individual with impotence.

Ingredients:

Carrot (or Cucumber)

Materials:

Carving Tool
Planter Pot or Ground for Burying

Note: This curse is mainly intended to punish rapists and molesters, but is also highly effective for cheating lovers.

Carve
the target’s name into the vegetable. Don’t be gentle about it. Snap
the veggie in half. Bury it in the planter or open ground and let it
rot.

The target’s impotence will last for as long as it takes the vegetable to decompose completely.

Show no mercy. Rapists deserve none.