Kitchen Witch Curses

breelandwalker:

brookemorris666:

– May your bacon always burn.

– Your frying pans will always be warped and lopsided.

– May your wooden spoons give you splinters.

– Your oven will never be the temperature it says it is.

– May your glassware always be scummy.

– Your pies will always come out too liquid-y and your crusts pasty and not flaky.

– Your mixing bowls will have secret holes in the bottom.

– May your whipping cream turn to butter

– Your butter will always be too hard.

– May your brown sugar dry out and be one solid mass.

– You will never have the right sized lid for your pots.

– Your fudge will always burn.

– May your Christmas baking get eaten beforehand.

– May your cakes always be uncooked in the center and your icing not quite right.