Your book on Witchcraft is bullshit if:

recreationalwitchcraft:

  • It uses the “Witchcraft” and “Wicca” fuckin interchangeably 
  • It suggests you’re one dreadlock and eagle feather away from being your very own, white Shaman
  • It claims “Voodoo” is a super fun, spooky thing that everyone should join in on
  • Smudging is cool, also, has anyone seen my works cited? Oh that’s right, I didn’t make one.
  • If you curse, you are mustache twirling devil and the 3 fold law is gonna send your ass to witch hell 
  • All witches, Wiccan or not should abide by the rede or burn the hell up in the aforementioned fictional witch hell
  • Ignorantly throws around the word “Chakras” like fuckin mardi gras beads 
  • You even see the word gypsy once
  • Spices things up with some sacred, closed and wildly un researched Native American Spiritualism
  • Miscellaneous new age white person spiritualism
  • And here’s some Ohms.  ૐ ૐ ૐ 
  • I’m not sure what what they but have some more Ohms ૐ ૐ ૐ ૐ ૐ 
  • Wait, white sage is endangered?

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