- It uses the “Witchcraft” and “Wicca” fuckin interchangeably
- It suggests you’re one dreadlock and eagle feather away from being your very own, white Shaman
- It claims “Voodoo” is a super fun, spooky thing that everyone should join in on
- Smudging is cool, also, has anyone seen my works cited? Oh that’s right, I didn’t make one.
- If you curse, you are mustache twirling devil and the 3 fold law is gonna send your ass to witch hell
- All witches, Wiccan or not should abide by the rede or burn the hell up in the aforementioned fictional witch hell
- Ignorantly throws around the word “Chakras” like fuckin mardi gras beads
- You even see the word gypsy once
- Spices things up with some sacred, closed and wildly un researched Native American Spiritualism
- Miscellaneous new age white person spiritualism
- And here’s some Ohms. ૐ ૐ ૐ
- I’m not sure what what they but have some more Ohms ૐ ૐ ૐ ૐ ૐ
- Wait, white sage is endangered?