blackbearmagic:

coaleyed:

coaleyed:

Somebody please fucking enchant me with the motivation to finish packing my entire apartment.

Ugh okay fine

Anoint a drawing of an eye with basil and pepper. Tack the drawing above your workspace, or in my case, directly next to my comfy chair where I sit when I’m not packing.

The eye is watching you. It’s watching you not packing up your apartment. It won’t do anything but watch, but it will only be satisfied when it sees you finish your task.

Scribble it out when you’re done to send the eye on its way.

I’m not sure if you intended this impromptu spell to have scientific backing, but it actually does.

We absolutely behave differently–and, more importantly, in the ways we think we “should” be behaving at the time–if we think we are being watched.

I see what you (possibly unintentionally) did there. Pun fully intended.