magicianmew:

heatherwitch:

witchcraft-and-whimsy:

heatherwitch:

witchantheia:

I feel like the witch equivalent of IT department advice is “Have you tried cleansing and grounding again?”

And half the time they could’ve easily found the solution themselves/googled it 😀

Have you tried adding herbs?

“When was the last time you updated your wards?”

“Ma’am the threefold law only applies when you subscribe to it”

“Sir, do not fuck the malachite stalactite.”