If someone ever tries the “imagine you have a bowl of skittles and three will kill you” thing, I’m gonna be so obtuse about it. I just will not understand.

“Imagine you have a bowl of skittles-“

I don’t like skittles.

“Uh, ok, imagine you have a bowl of m&ms-“

Don’t like those either.

“Sigh. What candy do you like?”

Twizzlers.

“Alright, good. Can I go on now?”

Ya.

“Imagine you have a bowl of twizzlers, and-“

Woah, woah, woah. I can’t eat a whole bowl of twizzlers.

“OH MY GOD! Just imagine you have some kind of bowl of candy, and three of the candies are poisonous!! You wouldn’t eat it would you? Right? It’s the same thing with refugees. A lot of them can be good but we can’t risk the terrorists!!!!”

Wait. …are you insinuating that we eat people?

“JESUS CHRIST”