Napping is a terrifying experience that I genuinely can’t resist, so I put on some buzzfeed unsolved (since my auto play was on) and let it play in the background as I slept.

Except instead of auto play pushing through one video after another, it played the same three. Which is fine, if I’m going to sleep. But when I nap, I occasionally wake up, claw my way past sleep even though my eyes won’t fucking open, take a look around, and get dragged back into sleep by nap demons.

Doing that while the same three videos play in the background? Well, time has no meaning now. The one about the torso murders is playing again? That’s because you fucking went back in time. The one about the possible spy that’s thirty minutes long? It’s actually played for the equivalent for two whole hours because your brain slowed time down. That video isn’t actually five minutes long but we jumped into the future, so now it is. Fuck you.