Me, passionately petting my cat as I fall asleep: whoa look at this funky little beast. this small boye lives with me by choice and we take care of each other. how superb! a divine being! part of my witchcraft! lovely little darling!
My cat: *bites my hand*
Me: listen here you stinky little bitchboy-
Me with Peter Parker
holy shit I spent 30 fucking minutes desperately trying to figure out what you meant because I thought you meant like actually Peter Parker until I looked at the tags I can’t breathe ahsjdjka
Omfg I’m so sorry you spent thirty minutes trying to figure that out but that is the funniest thing someone has ever said in response to my comments, I’m isjehdjshh
this has been my best interaction of the day oh my gosh jsiejhhsaaa
Honestly same,,
Candlelight-magick 