Me, passionately petting my cat as I fall asleep: whoa look at this funky little beast. this small boye lives with me by choice and we take care of each other. how superb! a divine being! part of my witchcraft! lovely little darling!
My cat: *bites my hand*
Me: listen here you stinky little bitchboy-
Me with Peter Parker
Candlelight-magick 