Made this because of yet another Tumblr fiasco! Im a queer witch trying to find a new home that offers the same quirkyness as tumblr. But without the problems :)
SO I WAS THINKING, what a time to be alive! As of this second 635 (SIX HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE, HOLY SHIT) people have decided that they want to hear the shit I have to say-
*gets notification*
SIX HUNDRED AND THIRTY SIX! (shout out to awakenthysoul who has one hell of a timing)
So I was thinking, shit! I want to give back to these people! How can I do that when I’m broke and turn up ugly in all of my nude selfies?
So I was deliberating with myself, what can I actually DO for a giveaway?
After giving it some thought, I finally made up my mind
THE DAY AFTER I REACH 1K FOLLOWERS I WILL RANDOMLY PICK ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS AND LET THEM CHOOSE AMONG THE FOLLOWING PRIZES WHERE I DON’T HAVE TO SPEND MONEY SENDING THINGS TO OTHER COUNTRIES BECAUSE ARGENTINA’S POST SERVICE IS ACTUAL PURGATORY
A Glade Born Tree tarot spread (19 cards, no questions, this is a spread where the Tarot conveys whatever it feels it needs to say)
A Daemon reveal session (I prefer using the term daemon over totem or spirit animal since it’s not directly associated to any specific minority or culture). This will have to be done via private chat, Skype, or a similar medium and can take a long while, even several days and different conversations.
Up to five questions (to be discussed with me beforehand so we can formulate them the best way possible) to be answered by an Oracle deck of my choice (I’ll pick the best depending on the questions you want to ask). Each question will be answered with a spread of one up to five cards.
Five sigils created specifically for you. I can help you word the request but it’s not necessary, you can simply give me the final consonants and I’ll draw them for you, no questions asked. I will later on publish the sigils if I feel they should be shared because others could benefit from them, but I won’t disclose those with private meanings nor your association with them if you don’t wish me to. Also you don’t have to ask for all five sigils at the same time, although I don’t recommend you wait years in case, I don’t know, I die?
One spell or hex designed specifically for you according to the ingredients you have access to
(I refuse to create spells that will harm someone undeserving of being harmed, mess with somebody’s free will, threaten somebody’s sexual consenting abilities, or disproportionate if they’re meant for punishing).
Help and tips in building your altar and/or witchy supply storage (especially recommended if you’re a closet witch). We can skype and I’ll give you ideas of where you can hide stuff. I’m incredibly shady so I know where you tuck things so nobody will notice. This is more of a practical prize, but shit, I’ve been seeing a lot of witchlings who could use a hand!
All of these prizes can be adapted to your needs. You don’t need to like or reblog or anything (although it’s recommended so I’ll reach the 1k followers faster and we can get this out of the way sooner)
The two only rules are as it follows:
1) NO TAGGING THIS AS GIVEAWAY, you’ll ruin it for everyone, don’t be that guy.
2) I RESERVE MYSELF THE RIGHT OF REFUSING REQUESTS THAT GO AGAINST MY MORALS, meaning helping you in racist, homotransphobic, islamophobic, etc. ways.
As soon as I reach 1k followers, I’ll be picking the winner randomly using the page RANDOM.ORG. I’ll record it and search for the winner during the video to show the contest’s transparency.
I’ll get in contact with the winner via PM or ask. If these options are disabled, I’ll try to do it via tag. In any case, the winner will have FIVE DAYS (120 hours since the moment I announce it) to reach me back, else I’ll pick a different one.
Uh, I don’t think I have anything else to say, except that Han shot first?
To all the witches who are trying to recover from eating disorders, self harm, addictions or any other kind of struggle, you are so strong and we’re proud of you. We love you and that we’re here if any of you need to talk.
To all the witches who aren’t ready to recover yet, I hope one day you can find it in you to beat what’s going on, you are worthy of recovery. We love you and we’re here if you need to talk.
To all the witches with chronic illnesses or any long-term illness, life sucks when you’re always sick, but we love you and we’re here if you need to talk.
To all the witches with memory problems, who can’t remember their spells or correspondences and feel like they aren’t able to do tarot because they can’t remember the card meanings. You’re a witch regardless of what you can and can’t remember. We love you and we’re here if you need to talk.
To all the witches with any mental illnesses, you aren’t too unstable to practice your craft no matter what anyone says about being in a “calm mindset” or not being emotional. We love you and we’re here if you need to talk.
To all the autistic witches, sometimes doing things is sensory hell or you need to do things in a specific way or you like your spells to be focused around your special interest(s). You’re all great witches. We love you and we’re here if you need to talk.
This is to every witch who doesn’t feel like they belong, who gets told that these things limit their craft or make it impossible for them, who struggle to find the energy to be able to focus on it. We’re all valid witches, we’re all worthy of being here and no one can stop us from practicing our craft. Make it your own, involve all the things people say make it bad or wrong or weird in your craft, screw what other people say.
Use kitchen witchcraft to help you beat an eating disorder. Focus your craft on low energy things in your daily life. Use all your special interests as fuel for your own spells or the deities you work with. Use witchcraft to help you in your life and use it to make yourself as happy as possible.
Your differences can be used in your craft and you are always a witch as long as you say you are!
If you’re feeling blue light a red candle, blow out the flame, and hold a rose quartz over the smoke. Visualize the smoke sending power into the rose quartz. Carry it by your heart throughout the day.
Watching my friends complain that there’s no white history month or men’s month is just so… ugh
I think I’m making headway? By explaining therewould be a difference between white history month and months about specific heritage, like, say Irish history month or something
Obviously there is some irritating ignorance in what they’re saying but I kind of understand what I think they want is a culture of their own to celebrate (?) so I think saying like celebrate your Italian culture, etc is getting through to them.
Watching my friends complain that there’s no white history month or men’s month is just so… ugh
I think I’m making headway? By explaining therewould be a difference between white history month and months about specific heritage, like, say Irish history month or something
Watching my friends complain that there’s no white history month or men’s month is just so… ugh
breathe in white light coming in through your skull, face, forehead, nostrils, mouth, eyes, ears
the white light is filling your lungs like a cup being filled with crystal clear water
hold it there for a second and feel it’s power
now breathe out a misty cloud of your colour. feel it surround your head and then shoulders and then body. breathe it out into your aura or energy field.
do this as many times as you need to feel awesome + charged
So I’m about to play in my first d&d campaign tomorrow and the dm has to create an npc bc were one person short, right? Well because of the characters we already have, it was best for the npc to be a character that can heal in some way. Basically how I see it, this is going to be the d&d version of an incredibly exasperated Mercy trying to keep up with all her players
First fight and I’m already unconscious, so uh, ya know
Candlelight-magick 