moonlitmagic:
The 2 Stereotypical Extremes of Witchcraft
older, traditional spells: gather 12 acorn tops, 4 leaves of some plant you literally can’t find for shit in your area, the blood of your enemies, your first baby tooth, and a cat’s foot– NO NOT A REAL ONE YOU MONSTER it’s a code for an ingredient!, also some questionable bones, then spin clockwise 3 times on the 2nd night of the first waning moon in the month of july at exactly 3:17 a.m., end facing northeast, meditate for 3 hours then say a really complicated incantation except BONUS ITS IN LATIN which you definitely can’t speak! Then make sure you draw this EXACT pattern on the ground, get up, spin counter clockwise 3 times, and bury everything you touched during the process. this spell came from a 700 year old book and it is top secret and no one has ever changed how it’s done so NEITHER CAN YOU. this is the only way to get results.
new age spells: i mean maybe you should have this stuff but it’s probably fine if you don’t. you can literally do this spell with a paperclip. sing a song & BOOM magic. doing it during this moon phase will help but its ok the moon will forgive you if u don’t. i did this thing but idk do whatever you want. light a candle or like pull one up on your phone or smth. think REALLY HARD for like 5 mins. if you don’t have supplies and also don’t want to speak just write everything down. i wrote this spell this morning and i’m pretty sure it’s good to go so i’m sharing it with the world bc i wanna be helpful! also burning things works. no specific or funny words just say what you feel! this herb worked for me but honestly it hasn’t been known to work for this kind of stuff so maybe don’t do that? maybe u should ask the moon to help. additionally i took this from the internet i’m sure it works bc no one said it doesn’t. do u feel it? no? its okay man try again. you can literally do anything you want in this process, you’re magic, you’re the boss.
now listen no shade bc both are ME ASF and both work perfectly well but i just think the two varying stereotypes are the funniest shit