•Aries– Ten of Pentacles Completion. A good month for home, happiness, wisdom, and prosperity. Look out for these things and don’t take them for granted.
•Taurus– The Empress A month for creativity to flow. You’ll be content and fulfilled with new hobbies or projects.
•Gemini– Queen of Wands You’ll feel much more energy this month and you can choose whether to turn it into something positive or negative.
•Cancer– Ten of Wands This month you may need to work hard in order to take care of responsibilities and complete them. The rewards will come later.
•Leo– The Chariot You may be beginning a journey this month. You’ll notice some progress in your life and be more focused on where you want to be.
•Virgo– Three of Wands (Reversed) There may be obstacles in your way when working toward your goals this month. Prepare for hard decisions.
•Libra– Queen of Pentacles This month will bring you comfort. Remember to nurture yourself.
•Scorpio– Six of Swords This card indicates a change. Better times are ahead for you this month. This may also bring a new adventure.
•Sagittarius– Knight of Pentacles This card asks you to have patience with your long-term goals & to be financially conservative this month.
•Capricorn– The Hierophant This month you should focus on learning & studying. Try to pursue something you don’t yet know about.
•Aquarius– The World This month you’ll complete a cycle and find success. Whatever goals you’ve been working toward will be achieved.
•Pisces– Temperance This month you will need to find balance and use communication in order to heal from any issues going on.
since my gay ass loves space, i decided to take this buzzfeed quiz that determines which planet matches your personality. tag your results and zodiac sign. i’m a gemini and i got venus!
Aries: [the entirety of the salt and pepper diner skit]
Taurus:
“In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.”
Gemini: “I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud.”
Cancer:
“I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.”
Leo: “Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.”
Virgo: “This is an on-fire garbage can. …Could be a nursery.
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Libra:
“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”
Scorpio:
“‘No,’ I said. You know, like a liar.”
Sagittarius: “Hi, I’m very gay, and I’d like a few dollars.”
Capricorn: “We started chanting, McDonald’s, McDonald’s, McDonald’s! And my dad pulled into the drive thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.”
Aquarius: “‘I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian’”
Pisces: “Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.”