The Signs as Quotes

glossz:

Aries“I’m seventeen and I’m crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane.”

Taurus: “I’ll be more human when I am settled in my snow and silence.”

Gemini: “It’s rare to meet someone with a mind just as beautiful as their face”

Cancer: “The only way of knowing a person is to love them without hope.”

Leo: “Confidence is quiet. Insecurities are loud.”

Virgo: “Sometimes skulls are thick. Sometimes hearts are vacant. Sometimes words don’t work.”

Libra: “Dusk: a blade of honey between our shadows, draining”

Scorpio: “The only thing I know is this: I am full of wounds and still standing on my feet.”

Sagittarius: “I’ll live how I want, I’ll die how I please; move aside if you can’t take responsibility for me.”

Capricorn: “I’ve been working so hard that I’m exhausted… I feel I won’t be able to do without a few weeks’ rest, so I’m going off to see the sea.“

Aquarius: “At dawn my soul lives forever, at dusk I bathe in eternity.”

Pisces: “I wish that photographs were physical spaces, like tunnels; that you could crawl inside them and go back.”

contradicting squads

hajime-nii:

scary but cute: scorpio, cancer, aries

nice but rude: leo, libra, gemini

blunt but shady: sagittarius, aquarius, scorpio

weird but cool: virgo, pisces, capricorn

confident but insecure: gemini, leo, capricorn

friendly but shy: taurus, virgo, cancer

awkward but smooth: leo, aquarius, aries

honest but reserved: scorpio, libra, pisces

angry but chill: aries, libra, cancer

hot but dorky: gemini, aquarius, capricorn

wild but calm: sagittarius, taurus, pisces

stubborn but easygoing: taurus, virgo, sagittarius

ostaraandtheamberowl:

“Tarot-scope” for April

Aries Ten of Pentacles Completion. A good month for home, happiness, wisdom, and prosperity. Look out for these things and don’t take them for granted.

TaurusThe Empress A month for creativity to flow. You’ll be content and fulfilled with new hobbies or projects.

GeminiQueen of Wands You’ll feel much more energy this month and you can choose whether to turn it into something positive or negative.

Cancer Ten of Wands This month you may need to work hard in order to take care of responsibilities and complete them. The rewards will come later.

LeoThe Chariot You may be beginning a journey this month. You’ll notice some progress in your life and be more focused on where you want to be.

VirgoThree of Wands (Reversed) There may be obstacles in your way when working toward your goals this month. Prepare for hard decisions.

LibraQueen of Pentacles This month will bring you comfort. Remember to nurture yourself.

ScorpioSix of Swords This card indicates a change. Better times are ahead for you this month. This may also bring a new adventure.

SagittariusKnight of Pentacles This card asks you to have patience with your long-term goals & to be financially conservative this month.

CapricornThe Hierophant This month you should focus on learning & studying. Try to pursue something you don’t yet know about.

Aquarius The World This month you’ll complete a cycle and find success. Whatever goals you’ve been working toward will be achieved.

PiscesTemperance This month you will need to find balance and use communication in order to heal from any issues going on.

April Horoscopes.

tarot-dreams:

Aries: Hold tightly to that which is true and righteous. Protect those who can’t defend themselves.

Taurus: You cannot move a mountain by yourself. But nothing will stop you from trying.

Gemini: There is no need to prove yourself to anyone. Your accomplishments speak for themselves.

Cancer: Do not allow yourself to become overwhelmed. You have the ability to complete the task ahead.

Leo: The next chapter of your life is ready to be written. Pick up the pen.

Virgo: Take back what is yours.

Libra: Solitude is peaceful. As is a mausoleum. Open your doors.

Scorpio: You are a siren for the masses. Do not wait another day. They’ve slept long enough.

Sagittarius: Beware of the animal within. Even the strongest cage will eventually break.

Capricorn: Your thoughts are a tree painted in gold leaf. Share them with the world.

Aquarius: Before there can be flowers in your garden, there must first be rain.

Pisces: Breathe.

vines that remind me of the signs

cutestrology:

Aries: “let me see what you have” “A KNIFE” “NO!” / Kevin watch the light

Taurus: I don’t have enough money to buy chicken nugget / I don’t know why you’re in a big time rush

Gemini: two bros, chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay / I ain’t get no sleep cuz of y’all

Cancer: hi welcome to chilis / you are my dad

Leo: hey…. I want to be famous / why are you running?

Virgo: road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does / anything for you beyonce

Libra: LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG / I said whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe

Scorpio: ah fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this / LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT

Sagittarius: back at it again at krispy kreme / *drinks soda* fuck you 

Capricorn: is there anything better than pussy? Yes a really good book / you’re just gonna get me a birthday gift on my birthday

Aquarius: shawty i don’t… MIND / ninki minjaj

Pisces: you know this boy got his free taco / oovoo javer

the signs as john mulaney quotes

khattikeri:

Aries: [the entirety of the salt and pepper diner skit]

Taurus: 

“In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

Gemini: “I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud.”

Cancer: 

“I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.”

Leo: “Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.”

Virgo: “This is an on-fire garbage can. …Could be a nursery.

Libra: 

“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

Scorpio: 

‘No,’ I said. You know, like a liar.”

Sagittarius: “Hi, I’m very gay, and I’d like a few dollars.”

Capricorn:  “We started chanting, McDonald’s, McDonald’s, McDonald’s! And my dad pulled into the drive thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.”

Aquarius: “‘I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian’”

Pisces: “Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.”