theprismaticdreamer:

[ATTENTION ALL PEOPLE WHO WANT A MORE TANGIBLY INSPIRED, PROGRESSIVE, AND MAGICKAL WORLD]

You got 12 days to get your shit together and put it in a bag because Uranus enters Taurus on May 15th.

This hasn’t happened since the 1940’s and it completely revolutionized consensus.

Uranus=The lightning bolt of inspiration, the revolutionary, and anarchist

Enters and upturns

Taurus=Material reality and the physical plane.

We have a once in a life-time opportunity to strike at the separation between material and spiritual if we all do this synchronized together!

We gotta come up with a ritual that is simple to do. I propose using a knife like a lightning rod, calling upon that Uranus energy, and directing the strike to puncture whatever reality you wanna let into this world. Like using a needle and piercing fabric, pulling a thread through, and binding the second material to the first. Even more perfect that it’s happening on a new moon which is perfect for planting new seeds.

Get your Vorpalblades sharp.

Great time for some magic and mundane political workings, if y’all are into that!

candlelight-magick:

Alright folks, I’m sure you’ve all heard about May 15th and its fun astrology shenanigans, specifically about how we should go back to that channeling of imagination some of us did as kids, and use that ferocious spirit to bring things into reality. Well, I’ve come up with a good list of things to focus on with such single minded intensity that they come true, and the more people that believe with all their might, the more power is behind it. This might be pretty American-centered because that’s where I live, but plenty of these are good no matter where you are.

Safer Environment:

  • We begin using environmentally friendly forms of energy.
  • We put more effort into saving endangered species.
  • We find a good way to clean/repair the ocean and begin to do so.

 Politics:

  • [x politician] is removed from [x office]. I’m personally for getting Trump the hell out of the white house. Of course, “All corrupt politicians are kicked out of their jobs” might also work. America would lose half its Congress, though.
  • Large corporations have less, or better yet, no control over the government.
  • The government actually listens to its citizens. For example: Net Neutrality is saved because Congress listens to its constituents and we get that 51st vote.
  • Countries that need help are helped.

If y’all can, donating to some of these causes is good, too. Pair this up with calling Senators, (or members of Parliament? whatever your legal body is) and with getting out there and being loud and not taking no for an answer. Magic works, yes, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t need a tangible boost. And if you can’t get out there, that’s okay, too. Just contacting reps is great, and encouraging others to do the same is awesome!

So is this impossible? Maybe. But we’re witches. Impossible is sort of in the job description. And nothing out there is stronger than hope. So here’s to hoping!

Feel free to add more suggestions!

Alright folks, I’m sure you’ve all heard about May 15th and its fun astrology shenanigans, specifically about how we should go back to that channeling of imagination some of us did as kids, and use that ferocious spirit to bring things into reality. Well, I’ve come up with a good list of things to focus on with such single minded intensity that they come true, and the more people that believe with all their might, the more power is behind it. This might be pretty American-centered because that’s where I live, but plenty of these are good no matter where you are.

Safer Environment:

  • We begin using environmentally friendly forms of energy.
  • We put more effort into saving endangered species.
  • We find a good way to clean/repair the ocean and begin to do so.

 Politics:

  • [x politician] is removed from [x office]. I’m personally for getting Trump the hell out of the white house. Of course, “All corrupt politicians are kicked out of their jobs” might also work. America would lose half its Congress, though.
  • Large corporations have less, or better yet, no control over the government.
  • The government actually listens to its citizens. For example: Net Neutrality is saved because Congress listens to its constituents and we get that 51st vote.
  • Countries that need help are helped.

If y’all can, donating to some of these causes is good, too. Pair this up with calling Senators, (or members of Parliament? whatever your legal body is) and with getting out there and being loud and not taking no for an answer. Magic works, yes, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t need a tangible boost. And if you can’t get out there, that’s okay, too. Just contacting reps is great, and encouraging others to do the same is awesome!

So is this impossible? Maybe. But we’re witches. Impossible is sort of in the job description. And nothing out there is stronger than hope. So here’s to hoping!

Feel free to add more suggestions!

theprismaticdreamer:

[ATTENTION ALL PEOPLE WHO WANT A MORE TANGIBLY INSPIRED, PROGRESSIVE, AND MAGICKAL WORLD]

You got 12 days to get your shit together and put it in a bag because Uranus enters Taurus on May 15th.

This hasn’t happened since the 1940’s and it completely revolutionized consensus.

Uranus=The lightning bolt of inspiration, the revolutionary, and anarchist

Enters and upturns

Taurus=Material reality and the physical plane.

We have a once in a life-time opportunity to strike at the separation between material and spiritual if we all do this synchronized together!

We gotta come up with a ritual that is simple to do. I propose using a knife like a lightning rod, calling upon that Uranus energy, and directing the strike to puncture whatever reality you wanna let into this world. Like using a needle and piercing fabric, pulling a thread through, and binding the second material to the first. Even more perfect that it’s happening on a new moon which is perfect for planting new seeds.

Get your Vorpalblades sharp.

Moon signs as I know them

astrocelestial:

Aries: Against common beliefs doesn’t have to run and move all the time, though it’s a possibility as well. Can’t stand boredom but may enjoy things like reading, writing or similiar things if not the type to run around. Very afraid of the future but manages anyway. Also very insecure about their skills and gets jealous when they see someone’s better at it but doesn’t stop working on it. Not always the greatest at building you up but instead especially good at cheering you up and distracting you. 

Taurus: Would literally do anything for their family (as a parent). Enjoys spontaneity a lot but sometimes needs a little push. May determine their their self-worth by how others treat them: if you treat them well they won’t have (as much) trouble thinking well about themselves either and vice versa. Has a fine eye for what other people’s talents are and enjoys making others feel good. Likes observing; notices the small things and appreciates them. 

Gemini: Really just wants others to ask them how they are and mean it, even if they don’t want to answer. Have a lot of thoughts going through their head all the time and don’t know how to put them in words. If not so mature yet may have problems with talking, especially if it’s about their feelings because they feel like nobody understands what they really want to say even if others do, when already matured often very good at talking. Enjoy debating and talking a LOT. Also often high-key bookworms. 

Cancer: Can be one of the coldest signs if you push them too far. Probably better at everything artsy snd creative than you. Wants to be a good friend but doesn’t always enjoy listening to you complaining (who can blame them). Often very sensual, even if not as much as Taurus. May not have powers of recall like Scorpio or Taurus moon but will still remember the important things, even if you think they weren’t important or that they’re long forgotten. Usually loves animals and animals love them. 

Leo: Most likely loves (little) kids, even if they don’t want to have them. Very generous and affectionate if they like you but no matter if they do or don’t, as soon as they feel like you take their place in their family (which can also be their friends) or there’s a high possibility of someone they love liking you better or giving you more or even the same amount of love and attention they’re going to attack you and it definitely won’t be a nice experience, no matter if you actually had the intention or not. Probably loves it when friends and such play with their hair. 

Virgo: Often good at team work, even if it does not have to look like it. If you ask them if they could do you a favor, chances are they’re going to say yes without asking what kind of favor, even if you’re not friends. Can be pretty blunt at times. Is not only smart but also often looks smart. Does care about what others think of them but is also the type to just say ‘fuck ‘em’ and do their own thing. 

Libra: Loved by everyone. High-key romantic and in love with love but as soon as a relationship is starting to get serious becomes scared and wants to be free again. Their friend’s problems are important to them, no matter if they show it or help you with them or not. Gets along with almost everyone immediatly. May have trouble showing friends love in a way that seems completely sincere. 

Scorpio: Doesn’t seem deep and intense at all. Actually is. You have literally no idea what they’re feeling and if you do, consider yourself lucky. Hates being weak or weaker and may not be honest about their emotions. Wants to be successful and in control so they can’t stand others being better at something than them. Wants you to know that they love you and that you can trust them even if they don’t always show it. 

Sagittarius: Standards as high as the Empire State Building. Works very hard but is still pretty lazy. Fun as hell to be around and has a unique and endearing wit. Probably plays science quizs at home. Won’t judge you for your beliefs but still wants you to believe in what they believe in. Enjoys being outdoors as much as spending weeks in their room with netflix and a toilet. 

Capricorn: May not want to admit it but is super scared that nobody will ever love them. Good listener if they want to but not the best at making you feel good about yourself. Will want to help you but they’re always their first priority. If they make you their first priority, know you’re lucky my friend. Often has a good relationship with at least one parent or looks up to them. Doesn’t like crowds and parties a whole lot. 

Aquarius: Often very popular and everyone enjoys being around them. May have been bullied or made fun of when they were younger though. Most of the time they don’t like having someone around when they’re feeling sad or are having a break down. May not only be but also feel the need to be unique and a rebel. Because of this they often have very unique interests and hobbies and they may enjoy clothes that seem somewhat different. This doesn’t mean they have a bad taste, just a different one. Their taste in all kind of things is usually a bit off but still bomb. 

Pisces: Very sweet, even if they don’t like it. Very blunt, not often though. Complains a lot. Lovely to look at, especially when they’re in love and/or adore someone. Don’t give themselves enough credit for their skills and talents. Probably better at everything artsy and creative than you, just like Cancer moon. Music is their best friend, next to their imagination.

ostaraandtheamberowl:

“Tarot-scope” for April

Aries Ten of Pentacles Completion. A good month for home, happiness, wisdom, and prosperity. Look out for these things and don’t take them for granted.

TaurusThe Empress A month for creativity to flow. You’ll be content and fulfilled with new hobbies or projects.

GeminiQueen of Wands You’ll feel much more energy this month and you can choose whether to turn it into something positive or negative.

Cancer Ten of Wands This month you may need to work hard in order to take care of responsibilities and complete them. The rewards will come later.

LeoThe Chariot You may be beginning a journey this month. You’ll notice some progress in your life and be more focused on where you want to be.

VirgoThree of Wands (Reversed) There may be obstacles in your way when working toward your goals this month. Prepare for hard decisions.

LibraQueen of Pentacles This month will bring you comfort. Remember to nurture yourself.

ScorpioSix of Swords This card indicates a change. Better times are ahead for you this month. This may also bring a new adventure.

SagittariusKnight of Pentacles This card asks you to have patience with your long-term goals & to be financially conservative this month.

CapricornThe Hierophant This month you should focus on learning & studying. Try to pursue something you don’t yet know about.

Aquarius The World This month you’ll complete a cycle and find success. Whatever goals you’ve been working toward will be achieved.

PiscesTemperance This month you will need to find balance and use communication in order to heal from any issues going on.

April Horoscopes.

tarot-dreams:

Aries: Hold tightly to that which is true and righteous. Protect those who can’t defend themselves.

Taurus: You cannot move a mountain by yourself. But nothing will stop you from trying.

Gemini: There is no need to prove yourself to anyone. Your accomplishments speak for themselves.

Cancer: Do not allow yourself to become overwhelmed. You have the ability to complete the task ahead.

Leo: The next chapter of your life is ready to be written. Pick up the pen.

Virgo: Take back what is yours.

Libra: Solitude is peaceful. As is a mausoleum. Open your doors.

Scorpio: You are a siren for the masses. Do not wait another day. They’ve slept long enough.

Sagittarius: Beware of the animal within. Even the strongest cage will eventually break.

Capricorn: Your thoughts are a tree painted in gold leaf. Share them with the world.

Aquarius: Before there can be flowers in your garden, there must first be rain.

Pisces: Breathe.

vines that remind me of the signs

cutestrology:

Aries: “let me see what you have” “A KNIFE” “NO!” / Kevin watch the light

Taurus: I don’t have enough money to buy chicken nugget / I don’t know why you’re in a big time rush

Gemini: two bros, chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay / I ain’t get no sleep cuz of y’all

Cancer: hi welcome to chilis / you are my dad

Leo: hey…. I want to be famous / why are you running?

Virgo: road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does / anything for you beyonce

Libra: LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG / I said whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe

Scorpio: ah fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this / LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT

Sagittarius: back at it again at krispy kreme / *drinks soda* fuck you 

Capricorn: is there anything better than pussy? Yes a really good book / you’re just gonna get me a birthday gift on my birthday

Aquarius: shawty i don’t… MIND / ninki minjaj

Pisces: you know this boy got his free taco / oovoo javer

venusianmercury:

venusianmercury:

For the love of all that is good, stop calculating your charts and placements on CafeAstrology

Its calculations are inaccurate. I don’t care if you use it to read about all kinds of topics, the reading material is fine. But it calculates incorrect degrees. Even if it’s a degree or two off that’s IMPORTANT if you happen to have a planet in very late or very early degrees. Use astro.com or at the absolute bare minimum, use https://alabe.com/freechart/

I literally queued this because it’s so important and because it’s such a pet peeve of mine. Make sure the tools you use are accurate.

the signs as john mulaney quotes

khattikeri:

Aries: [the entirety of the salt and pepper diner skit]

Taurus: 

“In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

Gemini: “I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud.”

Cancer: 

“I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.”

Leo: “Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.”

Virgo: “This is an on-fire garbage can. …Could be a nursery.

Libra: 

“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

Scorpio: 

‘No,’ I said. You know, like a liar.”

Sagittarius: “Hi, I’m very gay, and I’d like a few dollars.”

Capricorn:  “We started chanting, McDonald’s, McDonald’s, McDonald’s! And my dad pulled into the drive thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.”

Aquarius: “‘I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian’”

Pisces: “Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.”