magicianmew:

cutefatwitchbitch:

Recently received this message. Let me be perfectly clear: I will not help you bypass someone’s consent. Manipulating someone into having sex with you, magically or physically, is RAPE. This isn’t even one of those sketchy love spell questions, this is a grown man asking how to get “any girl” to give him “passion and sex.”

So instead of a sigil, how about a curse?

Curse the Perve
This curse will only work on those who are truly slimy, scumbags. This is for all of the penis carrying population that feel entitled to other people’s bodies. This won’t work unless they are genuinely deserving of this.

What you will need
•a banana
•a knife
•red pepper flakes
•black thread
•somewhere to bury the banana after you’ve finished

Peel a banana and leave the peel about a quarter on. Take your knife and cut the banana length wise from center to the exposed tip. Place some of the red pepper flakes into the cut. Now, cut half an inch down from the center horizontally. Sever the banana completely, but make sure that the two halves lengthwise are still connected by about half an inch or so. Encrust the banana in red pepper flakes. As you do, use your intent to make the perpetrator’s penis burn anytime they even think of violating someone. Imagine them writhing in pain from the burn. After the banana is completely covered in red pepper flakes, place it back with the other half. You can carefully carve sigils with more of your intent into the peel, but this is not necessary. Pull the banana peel back over the whole thing and tie the tips with the black thread. Bind the banana in the black thread. As you wrap the thread around the banana, think of how you are binding this perpetrator from doing harm to others. Once the binding is done, bury the banana.

If you would like to help victims of sexual violence, consider donating to RAINN.

BOOM.

Kitchen Witch Curses

breelandwalker:

brookemorris666:

– May your bacon always burn.

– Your frying pans will always be warped and lopsided.

– May your wooden spoons give you splinters.

– Your oven will never be the temperature it says it is.

– May your glassware always be scummy.

– Your pies will always come out too liquid-y and your crusts pasty and not flaky.

– Your mixing bowls will have secret holes in the bottom.

– May your whipping cream turn to butter

– Your butter will always be too hard.

– May your brown sugar dry out and be one solid mass.

– You will never have the right sized lid for your pots.

– Your fudge will always burn.

– May your Christmas baking get eaten beforehand.

– May your cakes always be uncooked in the center and your icing not quite right.

hello my friend believes someone put a curse on him & I want to help out but I’m not sure what I can do. Can you give me any ideas or perhaps an unbinding spell I can use?

sylvaetria:

Sometimes just believing you’ve been cursed, even if you haven’t, can be enough to bring about some gross junk into your life. However, sometimes bad things just happen with no explanation or reason. 

I believe it is important that your friend really think out why he believes someone cursed him – has he pissed off a witch recently? Has someone hinted at that prospect? If not, I am sure he is fine.

Otherwise…

Protection from Curses

Decoys

(a decoy acts as a “substitute” for you, where the curse will be redirected to instead of harming you; the decoy can then be cleansed or destroyed to remove the curse from it)

To Break a Curse

To Send a Curse Back

There are many options, lol.

Momma Bree, which curse would you recommend for a rapist?

breelandwalker:

The Carrot Curse, particularly if the rapist in question has a penis.

“Carrot Curse”

Intent: To punish a penis-possessing individual with impotence.

Ingredients:

Carrot (or Cucumber)

Materials:

Carving Tool
Planter Pot or Ground for Burying

Note: This curse is mainly intended to punish rapists and molesters, but is also highly effective for cheating lovers.

Carve
the target’s name into the vegetable. Don’t be gentle about it. Snap
the veggie in half. Bury it in the planter or open ground and let it
rot.

The target’s impotence will last for as long as it takes the vegetable to decompose completely.

Show no mercy. Rapists deserve none.

spells for a new/dark moon 🌑

orriculum:

🌑 curses 

🌑 banishings 

🌑 soul searching