hell mouth – Candlelight-magick

It’s that time again, folks…

Fuck y’all, I meant to say pasta “gives me life” but instead I said it “gives birth to me” and now every time I eat pasta my brothers tell me to stop being mean to my mother

Omfgggggg I’ve been reading up on hoodoo and I saw something about vessels that are spelled like nsknsi or nkinsi or nkisi nksnsi?????? And I can’t remember the exact name, and I can’t find it on any google searches and all I know was that it was a Tumblr post and the name of the vessel had lots of N’s and s’s and k’s and I’m????? Losing??? My??? Mind???

kadjfhksjhfb yall we’re playing read for filth with our decks on one of my witchy servers, and my friend’s deck roasted me so hard i had a near death experience, and then when asked how i could fix myself, pulled the fucking devil. i was thoroughly owned by some paper

oh my GOD i just remembered that i blocked the words “friendly reminder” on here, thanks past me

candlelight-magick:

Me, singing “I’m a boss ass bitch” while I spray rose water on my face: glamour magic

Pro tip: glamours are useless when you’re shit at driving

Me, singing “I’m a boss ass bitch” while I spray rose water on my face: glamour magic

It’s really cometo that point in my life where I’m saving posts that won’t load in my drafts just so I can actually see them later? Fuc k you Tumblr mobile

I keep seeing this gay h&m commercial, and damn, I am here for it

Napping is a terrifying experience that I genuinely can’t resist, so I put on some buzzfeed unsolved (since my auto play was on) and let it play in the background as I slept.

Except instead of auto play pushing through one video after another, it played the same three. Which is fine, if I’m going to sleep. But when I nap, I occasionally wake up, claw my way past sleep even though my eyes won’t fucking open, take a look around, and get dragged back into sleep by nap demons.

Doing that while the same three videos play in the background? Well, time has no meaning now. The one about the torso murders is playing again? That’s because you fucking went back in time. The one about the possible spy that’s thirty minutes long? It’s actually played for the equivalent for two whole hours because your brain slowed time down. That video isn’t actually five minutes long but we jumped into the future, so now it is. Fuck you.