
This is so ominous.. what bottle did I hide when did I write this

This is so ominous.. what bottle did I hide when did I write this
2016 me: ugh this year was so terrible
2017 me:

My friends: [worried that with confederate statues getting taken down that we’ll lose our school mascot]
Me, who hates our school mascot and any confederate flag I see: hmmmmm. what,,, a tragedy
Sometimes my head combines songs, so for the last fifteen minutes I’ve had “don’t be afraid to catch feels – it’s electric! Boogie woogie oogie” stuck in my head
Remember how people used to joke about weird bios discrediting arguments? Well that’s sort of how I feel about porn blogs. Sometimes I’m so wowed by a shitty argument that I just NEED to see the user’s blog, and once my mind spots that first porn post, it sort of goes “that’s all you need to know” and I move on with my life
Watching the office makes me wish Michael was real just so I can personally punch him in the face

Just got recommended my old blog 😂
My brother: [horribly singing]
Me: that was terrible
Brother: that’s what she said
Me:
Brother: wait
Me:
Brother: no
The woody collective is suddenly and inexplicably all over my dash and I’m a smidgen terrified
Y’all… robin doesn’t have eye brows