Me: [opens the notes on a funny post looking for funny add ons]

The notes: On the contrary, being in a relationship with a serial killer doesn’t make you a serial killer. You haven’t murdered anyone. It doesn’t even make you a bad person because love is pure and innocent, and my point is serial killer lovers are valid uwu~ so @dildointhemicrowave leave sk lovers alone

Me, deleting Tumblr from my phone: [whispers] what the fuck