– May your bacon always burn.
– Your frying pans will always be warped and lopsided.
– May your wooden spoons give you splinters.
– Your oven will never be the temperature it says it is.
– May your glassware always be scummy.
– Your pies will always come out too liquid-y and your crusts pasty and not flaky.
– Your mixing bowls will have secret holes in the bottom.
– May your whipping cream turn to butter
– Your butter will always be too hard.
– May your brown sugar dry out and be one solid mass.
– You will never have the right sized lid for your pots.
– Your fudge will always burn.
– May your Christmas baking get eaten beforehand.
– May your cakes always be uncooked in the center and your icing not quite right.
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